Several years ago the Grey Mouser stole some money from Haggis to buy some new bumpers and the stock ones were abandoned in his garage. Until now!
Thanks, Mark, for the bumpers. I know most folks here don't get excited about stock bumpers but I'm ecstatic.
You're most welcome, sir. I'm just glad to get them out of the garage and that somebody is getting some use out of them. It was a pleasure to meet your better half Debbie and her sister Deana. They were both very charming.
Be aware though, that those bumpers have soaked in the
Essence of Ridgerunnerdom for many years and may result in some residual side effects in their useage, including but not limited to:
.........An overwhelming desire to have a truck gun in the Jeep at all times.
.........An unusual desire for genuine ridgerunner foods such as
Squirrel pot pie, Fricasseed Woodchuck, and Deer Heart Sandwiches.
.........The subconscious gravition towards any type of mudhole, the sloppier and smellier the better and than the inability to keep said mud off your Jeep.
.........The inability to look at cute little animals without thinking about what recipe would bring out their best flavor.
Be sure to have Debbie monitor your behavior for any signs of said side effects.