The War Pig (formerly: "School me on 1st Gen Rams")

TheAlmightySam

Adventurer
Day 2: Hat Point to Crystal Crane Hot Springs



I woke up sometime around 5:30 and stepped outside the tent. In the sky to the east, Mars and Orion shone overhead. An hour later, the sun began to poke his head above the Idaho side of the gorge. The smoke from the forest fires turned the sunrise into an apocalyptic red.



With a 334 mile day ahead of us, we loaded the truck back up and headed back toward Imnaha. It turns out, however, that Hat Point Rd. had magically transformed overnight from what seemed a relatively straight-forward climb to a 17% downward grade. We passed a few warning signs indicating places to pull over to cool one's brakes. My girlfriend, continually managing to prove herself clairvoyant, asked if we ought to let the truck take a break from the descent. "Nah," I replied, "It'll be fine." We passed a white Westfalia who had camped next to us that night, cooling its brakes. I continued on, confident in my truck's abilities, and, as is my lot in life, no more than a mile later, I began to feel the telltale signs of brake fade.


"I'm not kidding, you guys!"

Anyone who has ever driven the Grapevine north out of LA will be familiar with the sickening toxic smell of smoking brakes, and it wasn't more than a minute later that the smell began to roll into the cabin. I eased the truck off to the side of the road, stepped out, and was greeted by white smoke pouring off my front brakes. The white Westfalia trundled past, and gave us a wave.

At Imnaha, we stopped at the general store for ice and encountered again the white Westfalia. As we were putting ice in the coolers, the Westy came flying backwards out of the parking lot, and slammed into my truck. I thought for sure my truck was a goner, smashed by a Volkswagen, of all things, out in the middle of nowhere, but when it turned out he only hit my tire and did no damage, I breathed a sigh of relief. His bumper was a little bit tweaked, but he seemed unconcerned by the whole incident, and after I told him no damage was done to my truck, he and his wife continued on their way. It turned out we were heading the same way as them, and as we passed, they waved, I gave a blast of the air horns, and we parted ways. Godspeed, white Westy, godspeed.

Upper Imnaha Rd. leads along the opposite side of the ridge that produces Hells Canyon, along the Imnaha River, which, although quite a bit less spectacular, is still a very pleasant thing to see. I put on a podcast, Lynne Rossetto Casper discussing tomatoes or some such thing, and we worked our way south toward the town of Halfway. The road is dirt, and like many such roads in Oregon, proceeds to become worse in condition the longer you drive it.


Uh, I'm glad the truck isn't any taller!

Halfway has a whole bunch of nothing, but it is the way toward Cornucopia, a ghost town in the Wallowa Mountains, precisely on the opposite side of them from Wallowa Lake, which we saw yesterday. Built in the 1880s, Cornucopia was a gold rush town, which was abandoned as quickly as it was built. Ongoing preservation efforts have kept the buildings in remarkable condition, and it is one of the best-preserved ghost towns in Oregon.




From Cornucopia, we went back to Halfway, and continued to Richland, where we departed the main road and got onto the Snake River Rd. This dirt and gravel road parallels the Snake River through a 38 mile section of Hells Canyon, and like most things dealing with Hells Canyon, is awe-inspiring. That said, the road is slow-going, and by the end of the road, we were well tired of gravel and well behind schedule.




We got back onto the Interstate for a brief period, and went southeast toward Ontario, where we refueled. Ontario is part of Malheur County, an anomaly within the state, in that the northern two-thirds is on Mountain Time, rather than the Pacific Time of the rest of the state. After a day of driving and probably not enough water to drink, the fact that my phone, which updated itself as soon as it got cell signal, was showing one time and my radio another, was thoroughly confusing.

We then turned west, toward our final destination for the day, Crystal Crane Hot Springs, where we rented a cabin for the night and relaxed in the warm water.

 
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TheAlmightySam

Adventurer
Day 3: Crystal Crane Hot Springs to... Crystal Crane Hot Springs



Tired from screeching into campsites at well after dark for the past two days, we elected to trim the day of our anniversary down and make it a little easier on us. We had planned to explore the area to the north of Steens Mountain first thing, but we were low on ice and ready for a more relaxing day. We trimmed off a couple destinations which we will visit at a later date, and set west toward Burns to fill up and buy some ice. We then moved south, across Malheur Lake, toward the little town of Frenchglen.




At Frenchglen, we turned east along the Steens Mountain Loop, the highest road in the state, at just over 9700 feet at the summit. Steens Mountain is a fault block mountain, very different from the volcanoes that dot the rest of the state. The mountain stretches for 50 miles along a north-south axis, and has been extensively carved by glaciers over the course of millions of years, leaving deep gorges of breathtaking beauty.


Kiger Gorge


The view east from the summit


Wildhorse Lake

Back at the bottom of the mountain, we turned south again and drove around the south end of the mountain. Near the town of Fields, a dirt road leads along the Alvord Desert, a dry lake bed, or playa which also is the driest place in the state. For Oregon, to receive less than 6” of rain a year is astoundingly dry. The dry lakebed, however, turned out to not be so dry, and what is normally a flat salt pan turned out to be a muddy slick mess. Near Alvord Hot Springs, we found a trail leading through the sage out onto the lakebed, and found a spot dry enough to camp for the evening. We set up the tent, and got to relaxing.



The Alvord Desert has a primordial sort of beauty, an almost "unfinished" character. The Portland Art Museum has one of Monet's Waterlillies, painted late in his life, when he was slowly going blind. If you look closely at one corner of the painting, you can see where he didn't quite finish filling in the image with paint, and the raw canvas is exposed. Out on the lakebed, I imagine God growing tired of filling in the Earth, accidentally leaving behind a little piece of raw canvas in his haste to finish.



No sooner than had we started dinner, I felt a drop of water on my shoulder. Then another, and another. In a moment, the sky unleashed a fury I have rarely seen. We threw the rainfly on the tent, and hid inside from the torrent. The wind picked up, and relentless gusts tried to collapse the tent in on us. The rain let up for a brief moment, and I stepped out into the wind to assess the situation. We were surrounded by clouds of the blackest black, walls of rain coming around the mountain toward us. What was relatively dry ground was now a salty, sticky, thick mess. The girl and I considered our situation for a moment. The sun was down, it was nearly dark, and I was exhausted from a day of driving. Did we stay here, and hope the wind and the rain died down?

We wouldn't get a chance to consider further, because as soon as we had finished asking the question of ourselves, a crack of lightning lit the sky. A flat lakebed is a bad place to be in a thunderstorm, I thought, especially camped next to a 7000 lb lightning rod of a truck. We were the tallest things for a long ways in any direction. We abandoned camp, throwing everything into the truck as the twilight turned to pitch darkness, illuminated only by nearby lightning. The path by which we had made our way onto the playa was slick enough coming down, and the flood of rain had made it soft and slippery. Even in 4WD, the truck struggled to make it back to the road, kicking its tail side to side as the tires fought for traction.

We made it back to the road, but we still were in the middle of a thunderstorm on a flat lakebed. To the south was the bulk of the storm, lightning flashes frequent enough to concern us. To the north, the road supposedly connected to the highway, halfway between one nothing town and another. We went north, the thunderstorm following close behind us.

After 90 or so minutes of racing along the gravel road, I saw a bright light in the distance. It was a stop sign, reflecting my headlamps back to me. Highway 78. Civilization. We were less than an hour east of Crystal Crane, it turned out, and we drove back that direction. The lady at the front desk let us set up our tent, as our cabin from the night before was booked. The next morning she would ask me, “You weren't caught in that thunderstorm, were you? That's the worst storm I've ever seen.”

I walked over to the bathroom to take a shower. Inside, someone had left behind a travel-size bottle of shampoo. The brand was Desert Rain.
 
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TheAlmightySam

Adventurer
Day 4 and 5: Crystal Crane Hot Springs to Bend, Bend to Portland



We woke up to the smell of smoke and wet sagebrush. Lighting had struck a field only a short distance away and set the sage alight, but just as quickly, the rain picked up again and put the fire out. Our cheap-o Coleman Ara tent had survived the night with nary a drip of water inside. We stepped outside to a blue sky, with black clouds receding to the east.



More mentally exhausted from the night before than anything, we elected for a more relaxing day. We had originally planned to drive from the Alvord Desert to Fields for fuel, and then over to the Hart Mountain Antelope Refuge for the night, but we were now a couple hours north of where we had planned to be, and the drive was now that much longer. Plus, we were getting pretty tired of dirt roads at this point, the Dodge's stiff springs having jarred our bones into a fine powder, and were ready to actually get to relax. We went west, toward the city of Bend, really the only decent-sized town in Oregon east of the Cascades.

Just is our luck, however, our attempt at a relaxing day came to a crashing halt. For the last couple days, I had felt a vibration at around 35 MPH, which I had chalked up to a wheel weight getting knocked off on a rock or another such simple explanation. As we approached Bend, however, the vibration became worse and worse, until every time we passed through third gear, the truck was noticeably shaking up and down. At a stoplight at the edge of town, I took off and the vibration became unbearable, culminating with a loud BANG. The truck coasted to a stop on the side of the road.

I climbed underneath, not knowing what to expect. It turned out one of the bolts holding the rear driveshaft's u-joint strap on the transfer case had worked its way loose, allowing the strap to let go of the u-joint. The driveshaft had separated from the transfer case, and it had spun the bearings off its ears, presumably leaving them somewhere along SR-20.



Luckily, we were on the edge of town, and my iPhone showed an O'Reilly Auto Parts only a few blocks away. I put the driveshaft back together the best I could, and put the truck in 4WD. We limped over to the auto parts store, losing the driveshaft once again in the driveway, and I coasted into a parking spot. Covered in grease, I walked inside, where the very helpful employee knew exactly what I wanted, had exactly the right parts, and even let me repair the truck in the driveway. Luckily, the u-joint itself was in great shape, and I was able to simply slide new bearing caps onto it, and replace the missing strap bolt. We were back in business.

Exhausted, we got a hotel across the street. I degreased in the shower, we walked to a nearby brewery, drank a bunch of beer, and passed out at 8:00.

The next morning, we drove home, the four hours back to Portland along SR-26 passing uneventfully. The truck ran beautifully. We listened to the radio and laughed and ate string cheese.



The End.
 
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teleturns

Adventurer
Cargo Light Switch Panel

While I was dinking around with the electrical system, I also mounted a switch panel low on the dash where the factory cargo lamp control is. One controls the driving lamps, the other, the relatively ineffectual cargo lamp. The two blank spots are pre-wired in case I wire in more lighting eventually.

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I absolutely love your truck Sam. You're also doing an amazing job on your write ups. Can you tell me where you got the small switch panel you installed in place of the factory cargo light switch?

keep up the good work! ....and keep exploring!
 

TheAlmightySam

Adventurer
Thanks for the kind words, guys!

Teleturns: the switch panel is just two of these and two of these. You'll have to widen the opening just slightly on the sides to get it to fit.
 

chilliwak

Expedition Leader
Sam, that is an awesome :Wow1:pictoral of your trip. Sorry to hear about what happened to your truck, but as we all can see you were up and running quickly and easily. Congrats on a great rig, and beware, some guys would rather sleep with a Cummins, then with their wives. I think it has something to due with the reliability......:ylsmoke:
 

TheAlmightySam

Adventurer
Sam, that is an awesome :Wow1:pictoral of your trip. Sorry to hear about what happened to your truck, but as we all can see you were up and running quickly and easily. Congrats on a great rig, and beware, some guys would rather sleep with a Cummins, then with their wives. I think it has something to due with the reliability......:ylsmoke:

Thank you! Though, considering my Dodge lost a u-joint less than a year into ownership and my girlfriend has continued to be by my side for four years, I think I'll stick with her :D

Some miscellany I had forgotten about:

One of the very first modifications I made to the War Pig was an ISSPRO R5503 tachometer. Back in "the day," a tachometer was available from the factory, which sat in a little goofy-looking pod up on the dashboard. Unfortunately, due to their rarity, they command a significant price these days, sometimes upwards of $300 for one in good condition. No good.

The obnoxiously-capitalized ISSPRO company, local to my lovely city of Portland, makes a couple of tachometers that are able to interface directly with the 5V tachometer signal from the PCM on 1992 and 1993 trucks. Based on the simple fact that all of the other ISSPRO gauges are ferociously ugly, I chose the R5503, a 4000 RPM tachometer. Geno's Garage has them for $115 (despite the image they choose to show on the site, the R5503 is indeed a 4000 RPM tachometer).

Next, to mount it. For first-gens, the only pillar pods available are one and two-gauge pods - no one makes a 3-gauge anymore. My Autometer pod is already taken up with TST boost and EGT gauges (and anyway, the pillar seems like an odd place to mount a tachometer). If you've got a tilt column, however, the single-gauge column pod for second-gen trucks will fit perfectly. Again, Geno's has them for a pittance.

There are myriad write-ups on the wiring of the tach, so I won't bore you with the details, but two things to know: 1. It's really, really easy, and 2. If you get the R5503, you do NOT need the fancy expensive wiring harness from ISSPRO. Four pieces of regular old boring wire work just fine.

All mounted up, it's easy to see, and only blocks the part of the speedometer my truck won't make it to anyway :D



Another thing I needed was some flavor of cupholder. My old Jeep had an automatic, so it wasn't that big of a deal - one hand on the wheel, one holding your 64 oz BladderBuster® soft drink. With a Getrag in this new truck, such was not going to work so well. Off to the local auto parts store I went, and lo and behold, sitting forlorn and all alone was this, remarkably free of the usual sliding gizmos and little whizzy crap they usually stick on these things. Sits on the transmission tunnel. Works great. Cost $3.99.



Next, an inadvertent modification. The other day, while coming back from the hardware store, I was backing into my driveway, as I always do. I share a long driveway with two other neighbors, and one of them has a flock of children who have a habit of running behind my truck while I'm in reverse. Since I can't see them over my tailgate, I use my side mirrors to see where I'm going. This time, my girlfriend commented to me, "I don't know how you drive this giant thing." "It's easy," I said, "I just don't hit anything!" You can imagine what happened next.




Ugh. As I was looking in my left mirror, the neighbors backed out of their garage to the right, stopped in the driveway, and I simply didn't see them. Their car needs a tail lamp and some paint. As you can see, my taillight got a little crunched, the rub strip got a good scrape, and my bed side got pushed in pretty good.

So, while my neighbors are doing the insurance dance with my insurer, I got to work on my truck. I wedged the handle off my floor jack in between the bed side and the inner bed wall, and POP! Good as new. A little olive oil on the rub strip cleaned it right up of the most part, and a tail lamp is on the way.



I finally got around to bathing the truck after our aforementioned camping trip. 1300 miles of desert, 250 or so on gravel and dirt roads, made the truck absolutely filthy. Plus, the rainy season is coming, and the truck needs a good coat of wax before the rains set in for the next nine months. He sure shines right up!


 
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SChandler

Adventurer
That sucks about "rubbing" the neighbors car with the back corner of the truck, but at least the dent popped out and the damage was minor.

Since you're in Portland, I would highly recommend Six States Distributors (http://www.sixstates.com/products/products.jsp) for any chassis parts (u-joints, front axle parts, etc.). They have the best prices I've found and carry all of the good brands like Spicer. I've used them a couple of times for parts and been happy with their service. Might not hurt anything to replace all the u-joints in the driveshaft since the one came apart.
 

TheAlmightySam

Adventurer
Cody1771: Thanks! I rather like it myself :D

SChandler: Yeah, not one of my more shining moments. Ten years without a collision, down the drain. Thanks for the heads-up on Six States - they're actually on the same street as me, so that will be nice and convenient as well!
 

redthies

Renaissance Redneck
What suspension is in your truck? If i remember, it was in it when you bought it. Is the ride tolerable? We do a ton of long road trips as well, and my :sunflower will require something plush-ish... I have owned numerous 2nd gens and a 3rd, and am now looking at a 92 clubcab. It is old and stock though!
 

TheAlmightySam

Adventurer
It's just a Skyjacker AAL leveling kit in the front. The rear is stock springs with Firestone air bags. It is... rough.

If I had the cash, I'd be calling up Alcan and having them make a custom set of springs to get rid of the giant rear blocks and to help soften the ride a bit.

Good luck on the '92 - hope it's to your liking!
 

Scott L

New member
Very nice rig

It's nice to see some older trucks.I have a 91 dodge 350 diesel. It is in the works to get a home made camper soon. Again nice truck and the info on the tach is just what I have been looking for. thanks.
 

TheAlmightySam

Adventurer
Hey Scott! Glad to see you found ExPo, and I'm glad my tach info is useful - it's really one of my favorite modifications. This wiring diagram I shamelessly stole from CumminsForum might help when you get yours.

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Be sure to post up a build thread when you get going on it!

EDIT: Also, got a pair of Scepter MWCs on the way from LCI as we speak. As soon as they arrive, I'll have another round of updates for y'all!
 

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