"I don't think reliability (of LRs) has ever been an issue - that has passed into the realm of folklore! A friend used to go everywhere in his series 3 with a spare driveshaft and some other components and a full toolkit - it was often necessary to use them as well!"
That is unfortunately a hoot. The reason that Toyota has all but replaced LR in Africa is because of the misserable reliability of the LR. "The Land Rover discovered Africa, but the Land Cruiser conquered it."
Some of the still germain jokes:
1. If there is no oil leak in a landrover, there's no oil.
2. They say there only two things made by man that are visible from space ... the great wall of China and the gaps between the Defender's body panels!
3. Landrover - the best 4x4xfar. On tar.
4. Not many people know that Land Rover attempted to market a computer. Why did they stop? They could not find a way to get it to leak oil!
5. A Land Rover doesn´t leak oil, it marks it´s territory.
6. Did you hear about the man whose Land Rover didn't leak oil? The factory took it back and worked on it until it did.
7. Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night? They all look the same. " - "He replied, "It does not matter which one you use, nothing happens!"
8. The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
9. Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
10. Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
11. Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
12. The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.
13. The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
14. Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices.
15. Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.
16. "I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."
17. If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.
18. A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower... (insane asylum for those who don't get it.)
19. Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.
20. Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators
21. Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone. Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
22. Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant..
23. Land Rover claims that 47% of all vehicles ever built are still on the road, what hasn't been mentioned is that they are stationary on the road!
24. The story I heard is that 80% of Land Rovers are still on the road..... The rest has at least made it home!
25. Lucas products, the corporate name is not "G-D D-MN LUCAS!"
26. A funny one but not on topic: What is the difference between a land rover and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
27. The Landy would be a good vehicle with only two modifications! Strip all the electrics and drive train out, and replace it with the drive train and electrics from a Toyota!
28. All Land Rovers are like women - They leak when you don't want them to, moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and spend more money than you ever expected once you've committed yourself to one.
29. Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket.
30. Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted? So that the driver can make tea and coffee while waiting for a tow.
31. Landrovers have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's. That's because they are always being towed by something else.
32. After extensive research by automotive industry investigation teams, it has been discovered that the name LAND ROVER is actually an acronym: LAND-ROVER: Loud Agonizing Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road
33. Why do LR's always drive in convoy? They are playing 'Who's the weakest Link.'
34. The employees at Lucas refer to Joseph Lucas as "The Prince of Darkness."
35. The Bible says that God "invented" the light; that must be the proof that Joseph Lucas came before God, because he "invented" the darkness...
And here is more:
And from the Yahoo homepage earlier this yea:
"Autos to Avoid:"
Land Rover LR4
Last year’s LR3 is redesigned for 2010 to provide greater on-road performance and more intuitive controls. However, auto writers point out that the LR4's lackluster city/highway fuel economy (12/17 mpg), Land Rover's poor reputation for reliability and high sticker price significantly detract from its overall value. And while it’s a superior off-road performer, it’s highly unlikely that anyone would take an SUV this expensive and luxurious over rough terrain. The LR4 ranks near the bottom of the Luxury Midsize SUV class.
And more:
(Yahoo - CNN) "...As a result, British carmaker Land Rover had the highest proportion of complaints relative to the number of cars it sold. The company received 0.6% of the total complaints in the database, while its sales amounted to only 0.1% of all new cars sold in the United States..."
From a Proffessional Hunter who hunts throughout Africa, but mainly in Tanzania: "Despite my loving my Jeep, the problem here in Africa, esp the more remote parts of Africa is spares availability." Tanzania is not remote, at least to this fellow, who I know a bit.
JPK