WhereTheHellIsJames? said:
For lots of info on digital photography in general, but especially
Nikon gear, I look
here- Ken really knows his stuff, check out his reviews and articles.
Oh the sage teachings of Ken. Here's a classic Ken line,
"Tripods are for the weak. I stack the odds in my favor by firing bursts of several shots in the Continuous shutter mode and sorting out the sharpest later..."
Say what? I read that and immediately ordered a Gitzo.
Here's a fun Ken Rockwell fact list.
-Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
-Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are: P[erfect] Av[Awesome Priority Tv[Totally Awesome Priority] M[ajestic]
-Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.
-Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.
-Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.
-Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.
-Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.
-Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth
-Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.
-Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.
-When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories
-Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Nikon sticker and the less good get a Canon sticker
-Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one,thats how Pentax was born
-Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink - Ken doesn't even need to think once
-Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.
-Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius
-Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.
-Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take self-portraits of you
-Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure
-Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble SpaceTelescope.
-When Ken unpacks his CF card, it already has masterpieces on it.
-Rockwell portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes
-On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine
-Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d"
-When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer phyically discarding photos
-For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.
-Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.
-Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF
-Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him: all it consists of is a close button.
-The term tripod was coined after his silhouette
-Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer
-A certain braind of hig-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" rockwell
-Ken Rockwell isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.
-Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues