Wicked Lasers Torch - Scrambled Eggs

[Corey]

Saw this posted over at IH8MUD's camping section.
Who needs matches or a cook stove, this flashlight is 4,100 lumens, and it will start a fire and cook your eggs for you.
http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/The_Torch-74-41.html

 

[The Adam Blaster]

Holy crap I want one of those!! lololol

The only bad part is that the batteries will die before your eggs are cooked.

 

[kjp1969]

From the website:

Battery Lifetime: 5 Minutes

4100 lumens, but nearly useless except for bragging rights.