Here is a quick update. I spent the last 2 days in bed with Pneumonia or Black Lung or maybe it was just the Flu. On Friday I attempted to remove the radiator but was stymied by those two little hoses on the bottom that lead to/from the trans oil cooler. My son (6'-9", long, long skinny arms) was able to move the clamps off the fittings, but was unable to get the hoses off. Today, after a few days rest, I finally muscled the hoses off the fittings, shredding my hands in the process on those vicious squeeze clamps, and was able to remove the radiator to give myself some work room. Step 1: Complete. Elapsed time: 3 days. (okay, maybe 4 hours actual work time).
Feeling good about the radiator, hopped up on DayQuil, I proceeded with the tear down. I removed the fan nuts, pulled the fan, and removed all three belts.
Then just for fun, I put a 22mm socket on the crank bolt and give a turn to the left.....and it turned! Holy crap, my crank bolt was loose! The bottom pulley can be wiggled and is noticeably loose. This can't be good, right?
I stopped at that point, because, well, because I was concerned about what a loose crank bolt might signify. Would it cause anything major to happen? Is the engine toast? Is there any point in going further? I have no idea.
Also, I'm not quite sure what the next step is. Do all the pulleys and tensioners need to be removed, or can the engine plate or whatever is in front of the water pump be removed with all the pulleys and so forth still attached to it?
Edit: I found the missing portion of the timing belt cover in my skid plate when I removed it. Definitely evidence that it was chewed out by the belt from the inside: