The Road to Devil's Kitchen
Hoo-raaaaaay! Caaaasa Boniiiiiitaaaaa!
Elephant Hill was indeed open, so we aired down and drove up.
In my opinion, it's a moderately difficult trail. It's definately the sort of trail where, if you don't like the first part, turn around because it only gets worse. However, because it sees such a huge amount of foot, MTB, 4WD and particularly rental 4WD travel, it's been slowly nerfed over the years...note the concrete and asphalt in the pictures.
It starts with a
rough uphill and a tight turnaround--the slickrock pad behind the van in the second photo--followed by
more uphill, after which a
driver's choice of lines takes you to
the top. That's the Badgermobile doing the Moderate line...the Easy line is to the far left out of the picture, and the Difficult line is one vehicle width to the left of the van--almost straight vertical. Neither of us had the approach or departure angles for the Difficult line.
The view at the top is impressive...you're near the top of the Needles formations. From there, you
must drive down the Hill.
It's actually much easier than it looks. The NPS has
paved, concreted,
armored, and in general made it much easier than it used to be. It's basically a
steep ramp. Fortunately some of the easier sections retain their
character.
After dropping down the back of the hill, where you'll find Turntable (basically just a straight section where it's easier to reverse and back up, then swap ends again, to negotiate the hill), the trail follows wash bottoms and is generally
fairly easy.
Somewhere in there, we moseyed over Coors Hill and Bud Hill. We're not sure which was which, nor was I aware (til Erik said something) that any of them were named...but apparently they take their names from people who have successfully driven over the Hill, then get careless, start thinking they've done it all, break their rig, and bust open the cooler to wait for help. I've seen what happens to a poor driver's composure in these spots...I'd like to think we're good drivers as we really just wandered on through without
Anyhow,
here are a few of the
short sections we
drove over before reaching
Squeezeplay, where I Crisco'd up the body panels and
snuck through.
The next hour or so started like this

:
Me: (making spotting motions)
Erik:
"The rock really wants the mirror..."
Amy: "Don't break my house."
(After a bit of scraping and backing up, the side windows and sheetmetal are safely more than an inch from the rock.)
Erik: "Let's just take the mirror off...and stack some rocks..." (gets the tools)
Amy: "You guys are in trouble

" (goes for the camera)
Katie: "Sean, this is all your fault

" (goes for rocks)
Sean: "Looks like I better get some rocks." (goes for rocks)
(After a bit of stacking and creeping)
Amy: "You guys better not break my house." (takes more pictures)
Erik: "We just need a few more rocks." (goes back to stacking rocks)
Katie: "That's a great rock there but it's huge!" (braves the bat caves for smaller rocks)
Sean: "I'll get the crowbar..." (returns with crowbar)
See, there's a reason to carry a crowbar after all. We took this massive rock, plunked it down in front of the tire, and then snuck the Badgermobile (sans mirror) through Squeezeplay :victory: . The campsite is fortunately just around the corner...we climbed up the back for a great shot of
Chesler Park in the distance.
Looking toward Devil's Kitchen campsites, from the edge of Chesler Park