1972 AM General M35A2 CREW CAB 2.5 Ton

[pugslyyy]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1972-AM-General-M35A2-CREW-CAB-2-5-Ton-Deuce-and-a-Half-Military-Zombie-Truck-/261360871312

I love the ad copy -

"Let me start off by saying if you don't mind breaking necks, watching panties drop, or even have pictures taken of you driving this monstrous machine through town then you might be the attention whore that needs this truck. Unfortunately my insurance won't cover any more broken necks and I have more panties than Victoria Secret, so I must regrettably pass this beautiful piece of red white and blue American history on to somebody else."

 

[shortbus4x4]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1972-AM-General-M35A2-CREW-CAB-2-5-Ton-Deuce-and-a-Half-Military-Zombie-Truck-/261360871312

I love the ad copy -

"Let me start off by saying if you don't mind breaking necks, watching panties drop, or even have pictures taken of you driving this monstrous machine through town then you might be the attention whore that needs this truck. Unfortunately my insurance won't cover any more broken necks and I have more panties than Victoria Secret, so I must regrettably pass this beautiful piece of red white and blue American history on to somebody else."

Yeah I saw that on ebay a couple of days ago, clicked on it and read it and spit soda out my nose.

 

[ttravis5446]

That is a super inspirational sales blurb. Lol. I'll take two.

 

[quickfarms]

Do you want some snake oil or a bridge with the truck!

 

[ttravis5446]

Do you want some snake oil or a bridge with the truck!

That's a tough question. I'll take the snake oil, bridge takes up too much space. Lol

 

[BIGdaddy]

Ok, that truck is seriously awesome.

 

[chrisquested]

I wish this truck was still for sale....

 

[GR8ADV]

Ok, that truck is seriously awesome.

The ad was seriously awesome.