Well, as of now a week and a half, the Rover still sits in my driveway. The first of my two ten day temporary registration stickers it up today so its gotta sit for now. My main goal is getting the safety certificate and emissions test in order for my other car so that one can be moved. I have potentially found a guy that does work on Land Rovers about 60km away from me. I went and checked out his shop on sunday and there is a bunch of discos/real 'rover' cars outside, so I'm going to call him tomorrow to see what's up with that. I have been trying to convince my dad to help me work on the truck, but he is Emphatic that I 'lack the skills to fix the brakes, and that when hurtling at 120km/h on the 401 highway he would rather pay an extra 2-300$ for someone who's work is guaranteed rather then whatever i could hack together'. That being said in the future I still plan to buy a jack/stands and tools to be able to do the work myself.
I have read and re-read over everyone's comments here and I value all of them. It was guys like you who allowed me to believe that a dream of owning one of the most capable stock SUV's ever made could be possible. That is still slightly counterbalanced by the numerous lectures on my stupidity, and why in the hell would I ever buy a LR I have received from the mechanics I have had look at it. To be honest once the Focus goes, which should happen quickly once i get these two pieces of paper, the Rover may just have to sit until the summer time. Not the ideal situation, especially after I got used to having a car over the almost three years I owned the Focus, I think my GF is pretty pissed (even if she denies it). I want to fix it and still take it on the big trip, but with how much money I lost here, that might be off anyways.
If nothing else I can say this experience really changed me. Maybe you guys think im just being young and immature, along with a few other adults i have talked to about how I feel now, but I feel as though I should just sell both cars and ride bikes (bicycle) everywhere. I used to work as a mechanic in a shop for a while on them and I can completely strip and rebuild them at home. I am still undecided what to do with the Rover yet, I'm going to call this guy tomorrow, try to get some quotes from him and go from there I guess.
Thanks for all the support guys, its been amazing. You guys are the only ones who don't call me a stupid idiot and tell me just to wreck it.