one thing about wearing them is static goes through the roof for some reason ?
I remember this in the peak of popularity
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/apr/19/2
O.K., so according to all these posts, they collect water in a shower, don't protect from thorns, slip around on your feet when wet, have slippery soles when wet, make your feet sweat, they stink, don't fit, will stop your pacemaker, they're a decade's old fad, and they're ugly.
What's not to like?
OP, the answer to your question is Chacos.
...a tour of a future museum in which men's bad 2010s outfits have been preserved as if they were a global tragedy on par with the Holocaust. There's incredible attention to detail here like placards reading “Ironic Pseudo Hipster” and a monument built out of “5,200 pairs of Crocs” that brings one visitor to tears.
OP, the answer to your question is Chacos.