Ok, the Grenadier is NOT a good match for you. However, a lot people find it ticks all the boxes they care about.
Myself, I have a bit of concern for the BMW part of the Grenadier but, on the other hand, I don't need an Overlander with a good quarter-mile dragstrip time either. The legacy behind its production suggests it is a good vehicle overall for me other than my personal concern for the BMW parts.
With my well prepped Toyota Tacoma, I don't see myself in the market for a long time but, who knows what the future has in store for me either. I will keep an eye out for a good Toyota Land Cruiser "Troopy" though! Still somewhat regret not jumping on the 40,000€ government contract version I saw in France with the long-range tanks and benches in back which I think was either a UN vehicle or more likely some NGO support vehicle out of Africa which was really clean for what it was. Still though, at ~$50K landed in the USA it was a bit much for me at the time so, someone else got it.