Just to chime in a bit ...
Ok! :thumbs up:
I'll never buy a trooper. Here's why: Harken back to somewhere around 93'-95' I was driving through an intersection in a brand new Trooper at 45mph and the back end got real, real, squirrely. Like jacked out sideways. Took some driving to keep it under control. Imagine your average intersection in the US in a mid to large sized city. Two roads intersect, both asphalt. Both are four lanes (two each way) - just your average intersection. East to west had a speed limit of 40, north to south at 45 mph. Nothing major. It was, however, one of those intersections where there were grooves, where the east-west traffic wore down the typical tire tracks you see in asphalt. I went across those normal asphalt tire track grooves at 45mph in Trooper of that era. The *** end swung out and I about lost control.
Yup, a Trooper almost lost control on asphalt washboard.
It was the exact same thing you get when driving high speeds on washboard. I don't know about the rest of the world, but if you don't like washboard, stay off of dirt roads in Colorado. Driving 50mph down washboard can roll a vehicle in a heartbeat. Driving through a relatively normal intersection, with some admittedly bigger tire tracks then normal, at 45mph, about launched a Trooper out of control, just like hauin' ******** on washboard.
No thank you.
I was blasting down about 100 miles of awesomely bad washboard during Freeze Your Tail Off in December and never felt like the Trooper was going to lose control. In fact, in the year I've owned my '94 I've probably put nearly 500 miles of washboard under it driving around in Utah. Never felt it get any more squirrelly than, say, an 80-series Land Cruiser. Were your tires inflated too high? What were the other road conditions? How comfortable were you at the time driving a high clearance off-highway vehicle? Did it happen to you more than once? Has there been documentation showing that this is a common issue? If this is the only instance, I don't know if it's fair to use this as the only qualifier to not get a Trooper.
You want a Trooper type rig? Buy a Landcruiser. Toyota made their name in the 80's. I want a Unimog, for sure, but Yotas are THE ultimate expedition vehicle. I don't know about these Tacomas and $40,000 Yotas, but you get yourself a straight axle Yota truck or an IFS from the 90's or a Landcrusier and they are the ultimate expo-rig. Deisels are sweet and all, but the 22RE is a 200-300 thousand mile motor.
First off, what is an “expo rig”? I like my Trooper because it's set up as an expedition vehicle (or “rig” if you prefer). Expo, in my limited understanding, refers to “Expedition Portal”, or ExPo. So I guess if you're building a rig to show off on ExPo, then sure, build up a Land Cruiser! Or a Unimog, or anything else that will impress other web wheelers!
No Troopers for me. It can't handle the washboard of a normal asphalt intersection.
See my first statement.
If I were to ever go that size for an expo, Yota, all the way. A Yota will run circles around a Trooper. Or LandRover.
Nothing compares, as far as US availble rigs in that size, to a Toyota. Period. Landcruiser or pickup. Each one will make the Trooper look foolish.
How do these make a Trooper look foolish? Can I get an example? As others have stated, a Trooper and similar vintage Land Cruiser are closer in build quality than you may think. I'll do a name drop thing here, since you're such a Land Cruiser guy. One of my good friends is Kurt Williams, owner of Cruiser Outfitters and generally considered one of the authorities on all things Toyota off-road. He's helped me do all the work on my Trooper and frequently comments on the similarities between the Trooper and Land Cruisers. Oh noes! How can that be!?! It's a rip in the space time continuum!
Don't mean to offend Isuzu owners, just tellin' it like it is.
No, you're telling it like your narrow view of the off highway vehicle market sees it. And you're offending people. Or at the very least making us laugh at you.
There is but one king of the hill when it comes to Japanese made expo rigs. The name of that King is Toyota. Don't even F with anything else.
Ok, buddy. I'll keep that in mind. How old are you? I certainly hope that your parents are monitoring your internet usage. And your language! I think mommy's going to be washing your mouth out with soap tonight.
Not trying to offend Trooper Owners,
Try harder.
They are like nipples! Everyone has at least one. Except people who have been horribly burned. Poor saps…
Hell, I can make a Subaru Justy into an expo vehicle,
Justy's are awesome! I always thought the 4WD version would make the perfect pizza delivery vehicle. Think about it, small and economical, 4WD, CVT transmission, pizza warming unit in the back. Put a small lift on it, good snow tires in the winter. It'd be unstoppable.
and can do the same with a Trooper
I don't think you can. I think you lack the ability for individual thought and creativity. All the other lemmings are running off the Toyota money pit, you'll likely follow.
- I just would not choose a Trooper to do so.
Good. More Troopers for the rest of us! Save the Troopers from vehicle bigots!!!
Yes.
Your best option for Japanese import expo vehicles is either a Land Cruiser or a late 80's to late 90's pickup.
Again, for an expo vehicle (or rig), perhaps. But I'm not much of a web wheeler. For an expedition vehicle I would venture to say that the “best” is what you as an individual find suits you the best. I like my Trooper. It suits me fine. That said, my Samurai is also pretty awesome for shorter trips (and trust you me, I can fit that Samurai places a Land Cruiser dreams about and then wets itself. Does that make a Samurai better than a Land Cruiser? You betcha!

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Not trying to offend Trooper owners,
And are failing.
they will go places, for sure,
I thought that they only got squirrelly on asphalt washboard and thus should never be driven under any conditions. In fact, what I'm getting from you, is that all Troopers (perhaps all Isuzu's?) should be crushed and melted so that their once inferior metal can be used to fashion new, amazing, God-like Toyotas.
Man, you really like web wheeling! Maybe you should get out of the house more.
you are better off with a LandCruiser. And better off with a Yota Pickup with a shell.
Are you touching yourself right now while you think about Land Cruisers?
Are you? Actions speak louder than words.
A Yota will kick an Isuzu's *** any day of the week.
Wow, I gotta see this! Do you have video? An inanimate object with no legs literally kicking another inanimate object with no posterior in the posterior. Please show us this evidence!
I do, and have. I'd venture to guess many more times than you.
Tell me how many Isuzu's you see there.
A fair number. Less now as they are getting older.
Lots. But there were also tens of thousands more Toyota's sold in the US than Isuzu's. Simple mathematics (which I'm guessing you lack the ability to process) would allow you to figure out that there would be more Toyota's than Isuzu's due to that.
If you cannot afford a Land Cruiser, get a truck.
Or you could buy a Trooper! I got mine for $700! And its swell! I'm quite pleased with it and would recommend a Trooper to anyone. They are well built, very capable off road, have tons of space, and are immensely comfortable. I think anyone considering an expedition vehicle should give the Trooper a good hard look because of these, and many other qualities. But just remember, one time Cat Jockey got it sideways for unspecified reasons after driving over some ruts in the road. Many suspect that he was inexperienced at driving, and quite possibly tweeking on some catnip, but hey! It could happen to you too! So BEWARE!