My kidneys are killing me: can't tell if its from this thread, the cleanse I'm on, or watching that Jeep video
@EricTyrrell posted. On a side note, I rented a Subaru Crosstrek in Yosemite and BC Canada (Love you Canadians, mostly just Canadian women but you guys are ************ too #tangent) and I ran the wheels off that thing and it was awesome in the snow and ice and I jumped it coming down from the logging road in BC....handled just like on T.V....next time I'll do the rock crawling in it per the Subaru rock crawling video.
I want to invite the group of "five of you" who have kept this thread going over to my house for Saturday's UFC fight. However, all of you have to stay in the backyard and actually are the Pre-Pre-Pre-Prelims to the Main Card; last man standing gets to stay for the Main Card but you still have to stay outside cuz you'll probably be dirty and I have nice stuff.
For the rest of us, I'm asking for small donations to replace my grass after these guys are done and to put a down payment on my new Cirrus Airplane......The Tesla of the Sky, or Defender effete version of general aviation; I actually learned one thing from this thread; what effete means! lol You and your families/dates/whatever are welcome in the house as long as you don't sneak in any of the dirty Pre Pre Pre Prelims survivors inside.
There will be plenty of beer, champaign, Land Rover, Yota guys, Jeep girls and I think one Jeep guy but his wife has a Rubicon too, neighbor has a Dodge Ram, Tesla guys and gals (nobody I know likes the Cybertruck) and pilots, Jets, Props, and Helos as I run with a diverse crowd. Since I'm single, all the lovely ladies who can't or choose not to buy an Evoque but love to ride in my Landy and sleep (#censored) in my RTT with me and fly in the Gen1 Cirrus (always evolving, I promise to buy at least a Gen3 to ensure evolution of myself) will be here and they all bring single friends.
Hold my beer; where is my popcorn damnit?