Oh no! Now you're really going to have to sell it.
...tradition dictates that the pranking period must expire at noon on April 1 and any jokes attempted after that hour will bring bad luck to the perpetrator.
As a moderator, I can offer an easy way out of your predicament. Sell me your 130 for $1000. The resulting good karma will completely erase your previous infraction, reverse male-pattern balding, clean stubborn stains, and give you six pack abs in less than 7 days. How can you lose?