Sticky Lessons
San Diego California. My home town/county. The land of moderate climates with mostly sun and crisp sea breezes.
Nope. Not recently anyway.
I live in "the hills" of northern San Diego now. It's nice because the distance to my nearest neighbor could be measured in rifle shot. Perfect for me. Another plus is I now get to have my own chickens, goats, sheep, dogs, cats...elephants. I've learned that, from time to time, I need to feed these animals (they're so needy).
We recently had the El Nino storm systems move through (or as I like to call them the "drought cures"). I LOVE the rain. Nothing bad about it. So I welcomed the drops of Dihydrogen Monoxide as they fell against my windshield. I decided, after picking my boys up from school, to drive down to the sheep and goats to feed them as I had just gotten off work and was still wearing dress slacks and shoes. Almost made it.
Fortunately for me, I learned a valuable lesson about getting stuck (alone) just over a year ago on the steep (dried up) bank of a central California lake. "Not easy to drive up a sand hill in a 7500lb truck." After lucking out and losing about two gallons of 'fear of my wife's angry I was being stupid glare' sweat, I got a tractor to come pull me out with a horse rope that snapped once in the effort. Yikes.
After this incident, I decided to get and install what I would say is arguably the most valuable modification/equipment/upgrade I have gotten to date. The Buckstop Truckware bumper. After looking them over I picked the BOSS model (
http://www.buckstop.biz/ford08_baja.html ). It was simple looking but attractive, made of 1/4" steel as it was literally designed to hit a deer at 60mph, had pockets for improved offroad lights (fog light swap out and two additional spots), mounted winch and still left in my two tow loops.
So I was stuck. Stuck as in my truck didn't move forward or back...at all. Just down.
I was actually just happy that this time it was in my field and near home. So, you know, bathroom breaks were easy. I also decided to call over my dad with the
POLAR BEAR just in case. This truck never had to learn from its own experience to get the Buckstop Bumper. That was put in the works before the ink was dry on the paperwork at the Ford Dealer. What
WAS done differently and is really cool is the POLAR BEAR's bumper was made entirely from
stainless steel (for some reason on instagram people keep commenting "love the chrome"...not a drop of chrome on it).
Fortunately (depending on how you look at it), the POLAR BEAR was only used for its Baja Designs lights mounted in the bumper and moral support.
One chain, pepper tree, factor55 close link, toddler assistance and teaching later, we were out. Easy peasy. Well, actaully it took two trees at different angles as we pulled the BEAR out of the hole and into more bog. But it was fun.
In conclusion and to reiterate, it is my opinion, that the Buckstop Bumper is the best thing I've done to my truck. The 4x4 didn't get me out. The 6" lift didn't get me out. Even my BFGs were in up to their necks (get it). Buckstop had the power, strength and even working lights to get me out.
Oh, and because she was already home and by the fire, my wife did not glare at me this time. Just watched comfortably from the living room window with a hot cup of coffee and binoculars.