yeaaaah....I'm not so sure the windowless van is going to get the chicks these days...
Yeah... it's not.... I promise you this much. Take my word for it, this is my generation.
I really do like the idea of a Cruiser though.... not really a chick magnet. But if a girl gets in I know she really likes me for me, and not for my ride.
Or she's stuck in the rain and he car broke down....
please. youre buying a cruiser because you think it looks cool and that i'll rub off. you think it'll say money. what youre going to have is a car you cant do anything exciting with, that costs a fortune to drive, and sucks up what little cash you have left to actually go out and have fun. cruisers and land rovers have the same personality trait. they were born young, pretty, expensive snobs, and like young, pretty expensive snobs, as they get older and their parts wear out, they require expensive upgrades and replacements. all the fun was by the one that got her in her youth, all costs are footed buy the men that accept the used up ol wench in their home after the divorce. .
what do girls want? girls ultimately, just wanna have fun.
so how is van fun?
first.. it has to be an old van. a good patina helps. make it color too. sky blue, red, green... just dont make it work truck white, because then you have to paint the canvas. but unless your exude strength and self assurance, painting the van is a bold move. i dont think its you.
an old van has been places.
an old van has done things.
an old van had a sense of accomplishment and mystery.
an old van has all the personality that excites women, and at 17, you currently lack. it'll give you an instant air of suspicion.... what that knobler fella up to, with a . . . van... what he doing in there? whats his motive? where does he go?
will some sneer at the old van... yes... if youre not already cool, everyone will. but stand your ground. its not the vans fault. the van is mr. miagi, and youre kid macchio.
soon there will be a party, or a ski trip, surf trip, or a camping trip.... then you strike.
the old van can carry the keg, or hide the weed smoke, if thats what you like.
the old van can pack the gear and load the roof.
the old van is a nice secure place to sleep, and chicks like secure places to sleep.
an old van is transportation, a party on the move, a house on the run.
the next thing you know, you'll be central to everyones plans. gathering in the woods? someone call ol' knobler. road trip to different college? ol' knobler can accommodate. yep, the van will faithfully serve and you can reap the benefits.
the kinky chick that makes youth fun and brings a smile to your face 40 years later? she like to do all those things. she ends up dating the van guy.
young knobler, the ugliest guys have girlfriends. shy insecure guys dont. i know this, because with my face, i couldnt afford to be shy.
take my word for it.