That thing needs a roof-rack, high-lift on the back, and a HUGE awning on the side of it.
Meanwhile on the fringe of the Empire...
[molar suck] That looks way too much like a rock crawler Ray...
I'm thinking this is more in keeping with the majority demand... the Overland International Land Barge!
Has all your requirements covered... plus you have recent seat-time in a Toyota 80-series Land Barge so licensing isn't an issue.
Say, I'm thinking... would you guys just like to start a tab?
And before I forget, do we have any members who are fencing or Kendo experts?
I need someone to show me how to swing my titanium wiffle-ball bat like a lightsaber...
Fringe? That's Area 62 at Camp Pendleton.... didn't they just open a Starbuck's there?