ExpoScout
Explorer
Here's the "scoop" that no one else is going to give you.
Oh, gee, I can't wait...let's see what gems you have in store...
Gas mileage sucking roof rack that will be never used, except to carry gas around town near gas stations, probably a shovel, and a Big 5 explosion to a state camp site situated 1 mile from the Interstate, check.
While I have not taken a cross-country trip (yet) I have most likely done more vehicle based trips with my (former) Bronco, Scout II, and Traveler than you are giving me credit for. In the spring time I routinely do 1-2 week trips to the Nantahala NF, NC Outer Banks, etc.
snorkel safari equipped, check. for all of those deep river crossings you expect that might delay you from picking up the kids after school.
Yes, that's the reason I am looking at that particular vehicle. /sarcasm
I could care less about the snorkel, the roof rack, etc. These aren't things I'm looking for in particular. Get over yourself.
black-ops painted 18" alloy rims, check. this is a real shame, too, because the 16" D2 alloys look really good and are somewhat rare. The steelies aren't bad, either.
I agree...they should have been left silver...I'm not into the whole mall ninja look that CA seems to have spawned so effectively
redneck KC's, check. KC's were cool on my Jeep. It annoys me that the owner didn't retain the smiley face yellow covers. If you're going to give a middle finger to truck snobbery then do it right. The KC's would be perfectly legit with the blaring yellow covers. Instead, the owner has left the covers off to fool the unknowing into thinking he paid big bucks for nice lights. Put the covers back on and run it, or donate them to the nearest Jeep raffle.
As stated before, the fact that it has lights is of little consequence...merely a coincidence. The fact that it has a nearly new engine and suspension work has already been done is one less thing I have to do.
unused winch, check. no surprises here. make sure it's not seized. the SG bumper and winch is a solid bonus.
The bumper and winch I do not mind. It sucks to need a winch and not have one...don't worry, I'd check the functionality...but thanks for looking out...
tons of truck bling and mall terrain tires, check.
I have always had good luck with BFG AT's...not really sure what you have against them. They are one of the better road-going ATs...but you can have your opinions
Often spotted in: driveways, city parks, McDonalds drive-thru.
I'm shocked there isn't an array of carefully ordered stickers in the rear cargo window. The photobug types like to order them by the color pallete of the sticker. Other people will order them alphabetically. yet another theme is to order them carefully by size and shape. You know who you are.
Not a fan of stickers...glad we have that in common.
They probably sold it to buy an X5, which is doing everyone a favor. You can sell the rack, the snorkel, and the lights and get enough back for better wheels and tires.
Hmm, good idea...I don't mind the rack if a tent is in my future. Assuming its not a POS rack.
But I know already that you wouldn't. You chose this vehicle for the same reasons the prior owner "built" it. And none of those involve taking it off road. The first time out will involve a dent to the fender of Prescious, inappropriate trimming of trees that catch on the empty roof rack, and much wailing and belly aching about a sliced sidewall and/or damaged rim.
Oh really? Wow, you know me so well. I'm glad you have so much insight into my life.
Perfect.
Yes, perfect indeed. If by perfect you are referring to your smug attitude that you have "perfected" so well.