Haha, this is great. Would read again. Jeepers calling Cruiserheads fan boys. Cruiserheads calling Jeepers fan boys. Amazing. The lines about Jeeps rusting with the insinuation that a Cruiser will not is hilarious.
The one thing that a Jeeper has that a Cruiser guy does not have is an unlimited aftermarket. That can be interpreted to be because the original product is so weak it needs it or because it gets used and more is expected of the platform. You can make a Jeep every bit as beefy as the starting point the is an LC without much hassle. Everything is bolt on.
Having owned and wheeled Jeeps, a D1, and a BJ60, I will say this: when I crawled underneath the 60 for the first time, EVERYTHING made the LR and Jeep look like Lego components. The axles, transfer case, u joints, calipers, everything are beefy. It is crazy. I buy the 25 year service life line.
Oh, and there is nothing thrifty about the V8 diesels in LCs. Nothing thrifty about a modern diesel.