I think the best bet would be to offer a keg to the guy on pirate that finds it.
Pirate is scary when they get motivated. Better yet, just tell them Charlie Wenzel took the trailer. It would be found by a lynch mob in minutes and the driver of the rig towing it would be hung with a winch cable from an RTI ramp on the side of the road.
Pirate is scary when they get motivated. Better yet, just tell them Charlie Wenzel took the trailer. It would be found by a lynch mob in minutes and the driver of the rig towing it would be hung with a winch cable from an RTI ramp on the side of the road.