Dear Mr. Puppy Slayer,
Thank you for your email. We welcome the opportunity to serve you.
In regards to the email you sent stating:
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I heard you were discontinuing the 255/85r16 KM2, and I considered taking a puppy hostage until you changed your mind, because I must have another set when my current tires wear out, these are just that awesome. Now I hear that the size is not being discontinued, but rather "relaunched", and I must thank you on behalf of relieved puppies everywhere.
However, I am overcome with a new concern, and the puppies are not out of the woods yet. What does "relaunch" mean? Are we talking a KM3 here? New tread pattern/different rubber composition/what? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY TIRES???
Answer carefully. The fate of every puppy in my neighborhood hinges upon your answer.
Best,
Kevin The Puppyslayer
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In the interest of the helpless neighborhood puppies, I am writing you with Great News. Kevin, we are relaunching the size the tires should be available in early May. This is not a Mud Terrain T/A KM3! We are never told exactly what the changes are in the tires, However sometimes the older molds are changed because of markings needed to be used in other countries. When this occur we have to discontinue the size and relaunch it with a different part number. I hope this is a good plea for the puppies!
FREE THE PUPPIES! FREE THE PUPPIES! FREE THE PUPPIES!
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