This explains why you're not in the band. When I was in grade school, a friend that played the drums explained that the secret to playing the was to "untie" your limbs from each other, so as to make your brain send signals to each appendage, each digit, without regard to what any other was doing. Not like I can do it, but it made sense to what I "tried" to do. Next, try to balance a Mt. Dew in one hand, simulating a beer, and drive the Woodpecker Mine trail smoothly while shifting, steering, clutching, braking and hitting the gas. It might help to take up smoking too, because you'll get burned if you mess up.
John B.