Yeah I don't know about yo mama but mine really has no interest in buying the Scrambler and neither do I but let's break this down a little.......
How can a dbl cab vehicle that tows up to 7650 lbs and has a payload of 1600 lbs in the 5 foot steel bed, available front and rear lockers, solid axles, available diesel, available manual trans, be only for show??? Again, your bias is clouding the facts. This vehicle will be plenty capable up until it breaks.
The Colorado, in comparison since it is a direct competitor to the Scrambler, has a 5'2" bed in it's double cab configuration. It can only tow 7000 lbs and has a payload of 1590 lbs in that configuration.
The Tacoma Dbl Cab, another midsize competitor of the Scrambler, can tow 6500 lbs and has a payload rating of 1155 lbs. It's bed is also only 5 feet long, same as the Scrambler.
The Ford Ranger..maximum tow rating of 7500 lbs when equipped with the optional tow package....having trouble finding the payload on the dbl cab but it looks to be a 5 foot bed also...
Yeah the Scrambler is very competitive to others in it's class.