Snorkel Wars

articulate

Expedition Leader
kcowyo said:
If he hadn't recently had a baby, I feel confident that articulate would proclaim this thread his proudest accomplishment.

I'm amazed too how often this thread pops back to the surface, as if it had an extended breathing apparatus of it's own. :snorkel:
You'll be happy to know that fatherhood hasn't changed my childish antics one bit. Contrarily, it has augmented them. As such, I've never been more proud of a silly thread. I'm pretty certain I was sober during the creation of this one, too. Check the calendar, though. If I posted it on a Thursday, chances are quite good that there was an open bottle of tequila on kitchen counter.

To think that the very first responder, good ol' Brian, tried to derail the fun by being a snorkel detractor. Hook-line-n-sinker'd that sucker. Let's see him cross a river on that BMW of his. Attach a fording kit on a moto helmet, could you?
 

goodtimes

Expedition Poseur
articulate said:
To think that the very first responder, good ol' Brian, tried to derail the fun by being a snorkel detractor. Hook-line-n-sinker'd that sucker. Let's see him cross a river on that BMW of his. Attach a fording kit on a moto helmet, could you?

Derail the fun? I think not sir. The fun simply did not begin until I made the proper connection between snorkles and chrome, which you missed in your first post. So put that in your, uh, snorkle, and sm....uh, do something with it.
 

kcowyo

ExPo Original
articulate said:
You'll be happy to know that fatherhood hasn't changed my childish antics one bit. Contrarily, it has augmented them.

It's nice to have someone you can count on, like Old Faithful you are.

We missed celebrating the one year anniversary of this thread.... this monstrosity.... this black hole of black plastic pipe information. A maelstrom of information and opinions, if you will.



:birthday.sml: Happy Birthday Snorkel Wars!! :birthday.sml:
 

98roamer

Explorer
Shovel said:
what the heck is that crap on his hood, did he steal Optiumus Prime's hockey mask!?

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It looks like they tried to copy Road Armors from bumpers but talk about a damage amplifier. Theres not a lot of support built in for that.

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overlander

Expedition Leader
98roomer said:
It looks like they tried to copy Road Armors from bumpers but talk about a damage amplifier. Theres not a lot of support built in for that.

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Additionally, there should be a legal limit to how many shocks you can have per tire. Look at that thing! He might as well just weld the axles to the frame and do away with those nonsense coils and shocks.

Who invented bling anyway?
 

Ruffin' It

Explorer
Luckily it's on a H2 so a good rattle can should be able to fix the damage that the shopping carts inflict.

98roomer said:
It looks like they tried to copy Road Armors from bumpers but talk about a damage amplifier. Theres not a lot of support built in for that.

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Blizz

Observer
Isn't this "bumper" one of those which can fold down to put a deer or some other animal hunted in?

Returning to the original topic, this is my custom snorkel.

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With the cyclonic prefilter

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David
 

ntsqd

Heretic Car Camper
overlander said:
Additionally, there should be a legal limit to how many shocks you can have per tire. Look at that thing! He might as well just weld the axles to the frame and do away with those nonsense coils and shocks.

Who invented bling anyway?
There's only two dampers there. The other cylinders are remote reservoirs. Those mall speed bumps are pretty vicious about over-heating the dampers.
 

p1michaud

Expedition Leader
The thread lives on...

Blizz said:
Returning to the original topic, this is my custom snorkel.

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With the cyclonic prefilter

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David

Job well done on the snorkel. Do you have any details about material and fabrication?
Might as well throw up anohter snorkel pic for the benefit of the thread of course!

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Cheers :beer:,
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TxRider

Observer
Hmm long topic.. snorkels..

I'll just drop a little info of the rig I bought to rebuild for an adventure truck.

It came from the factory able to ford 42" of water, but also came with a snorkel (intake and exhaust) set up to ford 7 foot deep water, basically you put the snorkels on, take the top off, stand up and using the hand throttle drive through water deep enough that only your head and the snorkels are above water.

The only real diffence in ignition is that the coil is inside the water tight sealed distributor, and the plug wires are also screw on waterproof type connectors.

And this is a 1953 truck, the Dodge M-37.

Snorkels have been used for a lot of mlitary vehicles for deep water fording, trucks and tanks alike for over half a century. They do work provided your driveline vents, igntion etc. are set up for it.

As for what I read about your fan getting sucked into your radiator in water, many if not most fans have a friction clutch that would prevent this. I used to hold fan blades still with my hand with an engine idling to set timing on some vehicles. The fan in water would splash a bit and basically come to a stop as the clutch slipped. Listen to vehicles going into deep water and you can even hear it happen.

Only a thin flex fan with no friction clutch would have that issue with flexing into the radiator I would think.

But unless your going to run through water over your hood it's not something you need, and many if not most water that deep that a track crosses will be moving too fast at that depth to ford anyway snorel or not.
 

Dragon

Adventurer
The FJ Cruiser's air intake is in the passenger side wheel well. There have been two times when I have gone into a muck / mud hole and buried the nose Driver Side down higher than that intake would have been had it been on the driver's side.

The comment now should be "Why didn't you "probe" first to see what the depth was?" or "Hey blockhead, that's not an airboat".
While I know these things, suffice it to say that it happened. Had the off camber been the other way, I would have sucked in muddy water. As it was, I just had to pull my alternator to clean it out and replace a couple of pulleys and she's good as new.

This is bad and could have been worse if the air intake was on the other side

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This is not bad, but as others have said; a bow wake and a steady (perhaps slightly increasing) speed rule the day here and not a snorkel.

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So whether it is "just in case" or whether it is because it gives me peace of mind, my ARB Safari snorkel is on a container on it's way from Oz and I can't wait to get it :)
 

Funrover

Expedition Leader
I did it for cleaner air...... it has proven beneficial for me....... I did lose cool points however because it was homemade!
 

xcmountain80

Expedition Leader
Shovel said:


INSTALLING A SNORKEL IS LIKE FLIPPING AN ON/OFF SWITCH FOR GETTING LADIES!!

(yes I shamelessly ripped off a Cyanide & Happiness comic... with some butchered MSPaint crap)


HAHAHAHA I topped my snorkel with a duck for added ladies magnetization, alas it didn't work I was already married... a well known reverse polarity demagnatizer .
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Aaron
 

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