That's still about me, which I thought we were done with...
Why would they even make a Cherokee that isn't the Trailhawk in the first place when they're literally as useless for high utility people as a sedan? My circumstances - which I know aren't Jeep's fault - meant that the "right" trim of vehicle simply wasn't available. Eureka has 27,000 citizens and that means the Jeep dealer there has maybe 30 total Jeeps in stock including all models. A Trailhawk under $40k wasn't one of them. A KL with a trailer hitch other than the $43k loaded (and no incentive) TH's, wasn't on the lot period. And I had no reasonable opportunity to research this.
My problems weren't Jeep's fault, which we've been over way way way way way too many times but let's get back to the fact that they made a SUV with low range and no recovery hooks whatsoever, why is that acceptable at all? Even if Margaret the 85 year old hairdresser from Dallas is driving to her bridge club and for some ridiculous reason she bought a 4x4 vehicle with a low range transfer case, and she misjudges a wet corner and slides into a ditch.. now what? What exactly does a tow truck pull on?
Why does it have to be difficult to add a trailer hitch to a vehicle that wasn't originally equipped? Why isn't there any realistic way to use the vestigial roof rail things to haul cargo? How is it acceptable for a vehicle with low range 4x4 to have a parking brake that doesn't actually hold the vehicle at steep angles? How is this ridiculously slow and unresponsive transmission acceptable?
It's a fact that if there was a not-absolutely-loaded Trailhawk, with a price tag under $40k so I had a chance of affording it on the lot when I was stuck I'd have bought it, no brainer, and right now I'd be shrugging and saying "Well, I don't like it much but I don't hate it.." - but instead I'm stuck with a POS that Jeep should never have bothered to make. They should make Trailhawks and KL's-that-look-like-Trailhawks-but-don't-have-the-locker-or-tires-or-skidplates. The existence of the limited trim... it's limited all right. I'd rather have cancer.